Yesterday upon coming to work I was greeted by an e-mail saying that Detextive is having issues when large files are uploaded. It instantly felt suspicious because it didn't use to have these problems. So off I go and try a 100k word file on for size and woe and behold, the upload hung. Not [...]
Yesterday was the fabled second day after a blog post, which meant I should've written a new blog post as I once, long ago, promised I would. Obviously since then I haven't quite lived up to my promise, but I try to post as much as humanly possible. That is to say, I try to [...]
Farting. Everybody does it and yet everyone is afraid of talking about it, in fact it's more taboo than any other topic even sex. You can talk about sex, murder, masochism or pretty much anything with almost anyone, you can often talk about it even on public television, often even show it, but farting, not [...]
Ever seen one of those "And that's how <something> destroyed the world. Mind how you go." cartoon shorts on Discovery Channel? Well if you haven't you truly are missing out on some quite fascinating butterfly effect/chain reaction commentaries that are enough to make anyone think twice about their actions. But I'm here today to talk [...]
So as it turns out I'm such an idiot as to forget to mention why exactly I was an idiot in the first place when previously talking about idiocy . What I was going to mention was why exactly it is that Lestat took so long to get fixed up and why he wasn't working [...]
All day I've been feeling this strange sense of overwhelming happiness, mostly about how great my girlfriend is, how she's always there for me and how downright sexy she is and how life will truly be beautiful one day, and about how great my computer is, how it's almost always there for me when I [...]
There have been many surprises regarding these blog over the past few days and one very huge one over the past few months. My readership has experienced a very odd fucking spike in that it's suddenly almost four-bloody-hundred a month whereas before I was lucky to push near 300. Another great surprise was talking to [...]
You know I've always lived in this fantasy land where setting up a server only took five minutes at most. It was a simple as browsing to a certain directory on your computer, clicking a few times and voila it was all there. A brand new website ready for the people. But you know what? [...]
Some of you might remember how Lestat died a while ago, six months' worth of a while ago apparently, and I've been reluctant to fix him because everything was so dated there was simply no point in patching it up. So I waited until Sunday when I could order all new bits, a fancy new [...]
There has been blabber about opensource around here before and some against but what there hasn't been is an ode and an ode is exactly what opensource needs right now. Because it's fucking awesome! And why exactly would that be, just why is this opensource thing so very awesome, you might ask. Well stop fussing [...]
