Sometimes I wonder how to tell that I really exist, so imagine my creeped-out-edness when I found this.
Image by jimmagz via Flickr Now this is the story all about how My blog got flipped, turned upside down And I’d like to take a minute just sit right there I’ll tell you how I fucked it all up so damn well In West Apache born and raised On the playground where it spent [...]
Image via Wikipedia Hai guise, long time no funky and interesting posting around here. That’s all about to change. ‘Cause I’ve got something incredibly awesome and silly to tell all y’all. Remember Pure Pwnage? That show about a gaming dude called Jeremy otherwise known as teh_pwnerer who is followed around by his noob brother Kyle [...]
Image via Wikipedia Yesterday I gave a guest talk sort of thing at the Jobfair on my faculty. The point was to perform the function of a live demo for my startup incubator and help them get more startups that way. My personal point was to get some blokes to go “HEY! I wanna to [...]
Image via Wikipedia Have you ever noticed how sometimes a difficult task suddenly becomes childplay? Incredibly easy? Painfully simplistic? This sometimes happens to me and it’s a phenomena so awesome I just had to have a ponder about it. Just why the fuck does that happen? Personally I notice this effect mostly when I’m studying [...]
Image via Wikipedia Sometimes when I’m out and about and not being careful about my clothing my penis slips out. No wait that’s not right. My linguistic geek slips out. Yeah, that one! Linguistic geekdom! All over the place! Like a vulgar Andy Warhol rip off painted on a pornstar’s fake boobs. So last time [...]
They seriously are, just look at how well they can take a joke! Dude seriously, the answer to that is “HaHa oh you” not all of that. Oh well, kudos for proving that caring about paradoxes is just silly because they either don’t exist or they do exist and you’re a jackass. Also, did you [...]