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Fuck nonwhites?

Apr 20 2007

Foamy the lord and master raises a good point once more, as he is so oft to do. The whole rant was about the stupidity of every nonwhite comedian making fun of white people and their own race. But when a white comedian would try making fun of another race there'd be a public uproar and a whole bunch of bad things would happen.

So why is this exactly? Why is it that the white race has this stuatus of a master race that isn't allowed to behave like a master race. Sure we conquered the world and are thus a master race. Sure we enslaved and tortured a whole bunch of people. But most of them were white and not some other race. And don't anyone dare think the nonwhites haven't commited attrocities against the white because that would be blatant hypocrisy.

The real reason behind all this crap, I think, is simply that the white race is too kind with everyone else. For some reason we have learnt that whenever somebody screams racism we turn around and bend over and allow ourselves to be raped silly.

As Foamy said, either everyone makes fun of everyone or nobody makes fun of nobody.

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Bedroom golf

Apr 18 2007

Found this on a message board and it's just funny enough to be cool and sharable.

1. Each player shall furnish his own equipment for play, normally one club and two balls.

2. Play on course must be approved by the owner of the hole.

3. Unlike outdoor golf, the object is to get the club in the hole and keep the balls out.

4.For most effective play, the club should have a firm shaft. Course owners are permitted to check shaft stiffness before play begins.

5. Course owners reserve the right to restrict club length to avoid damage to the hole.

6.Object of the game is to take as many strokes as necessary until the owner is satisfied play is complete. Failure to do so may result in being denied permission to play again.

7.It is considered bad form to begin playing the hole immediately upon arrival. Experienced players will normally take time to admire the entire course, paying special attention to well formed mounds and bunkers.

8.Players are cautioned not to mention other courses they have played or are currently playing to the owner of the course being played. Upset owners have been known to damage a players equipment for this reason.

9. Players are encouraged to have proper rain gear, just in case.

10.Players should not assume that the course is in shape to play at all times. Players may be embarrassed if they find the course temporarily under repair. Players are advised to be extremely tactful in this situation. More advanced players will find alternate means of play when this is the case.

11. Players should assume their match has been properly scheduled particularly when playing a new course for the 1st time. Previous players have been known to become irate if they discover someone else is playing what they considered a private course.

12.The owner of the course is responsible for the pruning of any bushes, which may reduce the visibility of the hole.

13.Players are strongly advised to get the owners permission before attempting to play the backside.

14. Slow play is encouraged, however, players should be prepared to proceed at a quicker pace at the owners request.

15. It is considered an outstanding performance, time permitting, to play the same hole several times in one match.

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Busy busy busy

Apr 18 2007

Že od nedelje vročično ustvarjam seminarsko nalogo za računalništvo, ki mi pripomore 20% k oceni na maturi. Rok za oddajo je čez nekaj dni, kar je verjetno razlog za tako zazveto delo … oz. sploh delo. Trenutno naloga premore 20 strani in se bo verjetno še za nekaj strani zredila. Potem pa seveda pridejo obvezna branja in popravki, kot z vsakim pisanjem v bistvu.

Kot ste, ali niste, opazili, novega stripa ni bilo že od januarja, kar je skoraj tri mesece in seveda se zavedam, da za take neumnosti pravzaprav ni opravičila. Ampak mi je res žal, resno, da mi je. Žalostna resnica za tem nedolžnim prestopkom je povečana količina truda za šolo, ker si nikakor ne morem privošÄiti, da ne bi bil spušÄen na maturo. Letos je potrebno s šolo opraviti lepo, kot se zagre in zaključiti to poglavje v življenju. Poleg tega imam še službo, ki jo opravljam vsak dan po pouku in očitno je, da to ne pusti veliko časa za delo na stripu. Obljubim, da bom naredil vse v svoji moči, da bo na strani nov strip do konca meseca.

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Busy busy busy

Apr 18 2007

I've been working on a final paper for computer science class quite fevereshly since Sunday. The behemoth is due in a few days and I guess that's the reason why I'm working a bit more furiously than if there weere weeks to spare … or at all for that matter. As it stands right now the thing is 20 pages long and about to grow a few more before it's done. Then come the inevitable rereads and style and grammar changes, a standard in any type of writing really.

As you may or may not have noticed the comic hasn't been updated ever since January and I do realise that's quite inexcusable, hell it's been almost three months now. And I am sorry, really I am. The sad truth behind this innocent blunder is the overwhelming amount of school work there is to be done in order to have good enough grades in the final year of high school so I can do my A-levels and finally close this bloody chapter in my life. Plus I have a job I go to every day after school so that doesn't help much with leaving me free time to work on the comic. I'll try my best to have it completed by the end of the month.

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Drevo za dva

Apr 13 2007

Pogosto so rezultati študijskih filmov pomankljivi na več frontah. To se navadno da pripisati nizkemu proračunu in neizkušenosti ustvarjalcev. Enkrat ali dvakrat sem bil na nekakšni predstavitvi amaterskih filmov in po dveh urah sem mislil, da si bom raje izkljuval oči, kot še naprej trpel v pokolu slabega igranja in pisanja.

Včasih pa nastanejo stvari, kot jo je ustvaril Joel Furtado v filmnčku Tree for two. Pravi, da je produkcija 6 minutne 3D animacije trajala osem mesecev od koncepta do končanega videa in mislim, da se je popolnoma izplačalo. Gibanje, z izjemo pasje spodnje čeljusti, je tako naravno, da kar pozabiš, da vse skupaj ni narejeno z najnovejšimi animacijskimi tehnikami, ki jih uporablja Hollywood.

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Tree for Two

Apr 13 2007

Often with student films of all kind the product is a bit lacking in many frontiers. Usually these can be acredited to low budgets and young people with little experience. I've sat through a showing of several student films once or twice in my life and the programme was two hours long, by the end of which I thought I would poke my eyes out rather than suffer onward.

Then sometimes you get things like what Joel Furtado created in Tree for two. He claims the 6 minute 3D animated short took eight months to produce from concept to finish and I think it was totally worth it. The movements are so natural you almsot forget it's not done with modern animation techoniliges utilised by hollywood; the only exeption to the rule seems to be the dog's lower jaw, which just looks a bit odd.

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Stroj smo mi

Apr 11 2007

ÄŒe te tole ne pripravi do globokega razmišljanja, si budala brez sposobnosti človeških miselnih procesov in popolno asimiliran. Sedaj končno vidim internet v svoji pravi podobi, je Borg.

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The Machine is us

Apr 11 2007

If this video doesn't make you think then you are a brainless moron incapable of human behaviours and have been completely assimilated. I now finally see the web for what it is, the Borg.

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Reši Freda

Apr 10 2007

Ste kdaj operirali puhastega zajčka? Kaj pa nadevanega igračastega zajčka?

Nadejam se negativnega odgovora … No sedaj ga lahko! Pa še zelo zabavno in smešno je! Moram reči, da sem zelo užival v tej kratki flash igri, ki je sicer igriva samo enkrat ali dvakrat in ni nekaj, kar bi se dalo venomer preigravati. Splača se poiskusiti.

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Save Fred

Apr 10 2007

Ever operated on a fluffy bunny? How about a stuffed toy fluffy bunny?

Is the answer no? Well now you can! And it's really funny and amusing at that. Have to say I quite enjoyed this little flash game even though it's really a one shot deal and not something you could just keep playing over and over. It's still worth giving a go.

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